Sriracha Baby Formula

Stop coddling your little one. They’ve had enough “No More Tears” shampoo. It’s time for them to grow up. Sriracha Baby Formula is perfect for those “I’ll give you something to cry about!” moments and is just what you need to help ween junior off his ba-ba.

More importantly, it begs the question: Who’s got the best photo caption?

Drop em here! …or on Twitter …or Facebook

Sriracha should be in the Food Pyramid

Yesterday in the Twitterverse, @mimim345 asked the awesome question:

“is sriracha a food group?”

Well, I made a few phone calls, checked a few sources, and was appalled to find out that Sriracha is not, in fact, a food group. Well, eff that. It should be, seeing as how the other food groups are really nothing more than vehicles for delivering my daily fix of Sriracha into my mouth and bloodstream as quickly and efficiently as possible.

So, is Sriracha a food group? Hell yes. The ol’ USDA might not agree, but who cares? I stopped agreeing with them a long time ago, so I won’t take it personally.  Hmmmm, now what to have for lunch…

Send me a tweet @SrirachaBook!

A Sriracha comic, you say? Yes, well, I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing at this. It’s not funny, but it is. Watching the Twitter feeds, I see plenty of people lamenting over errant Sriracha squirts when they open their bottles. My guess is it’s a temperature variation thing? I don’t know, I always keep my Sriracha in the cupboard, and I’ve never had a problem, thankfully. [Knock on wood]

But this is a strangely hilarious (to me, at least) depiction of what happens when opening a Sriracha bottle goes awry.

Sriracha rage [True Story Just Today Edition] :-(
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