Sriracha should be in the Food Pyramid

Yesterday in the Twitterverse, @mimim345 asked the awesome question:

“is sriracha a food group?”

Well, I made a few phone calls, checked a few sources, and was appalled to find out that Sriracha is not, in fact, a food group. Well, eff that. It should be, seeing as how the other food groups are really nothing more than vehicles for delivering my daily fix of Sriracha into my mouth and bloodstream as quickly and efficiently as possible.

So, is Sriracha a food group? Hell yes. The ol’ USDA might not agree, but who cares? I stopped agreeing with them a long time ago, so I won’t take it personally.  Hmmmm, now what to have for lunch…

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